:: Reapproach ::

"Is it worth it, let me work it.
I put my bang down, flip it and reverse it
It?s your fremme neppa venette"
—Missy Elliot, 2002

Now the viewer is presented with these descriptions without the given knowledge that George Carlin said them. I believe this helps because now the person is interacting an choosing these assumed made up descriptions. Some are more odd ball than the others, but i believe that will make it somewhat catchy.
Then when they watch a show there will be more of an interaction between a viewer and THEIR show that they have chosen to describe themselves.

Afterwards they will be able to see the entire show acknowledged to george carlin

Then the page giving him his acknowledgement, wikipedia link and choice to play again